Eunie Advertising Slogan Travesty

When I started writing Eunie Barboro my husband (who is currently unemployed after a big lay off at Vail Resorts and has a lot of time on his hands) decided I needed a slogan for the blog. Despite my resistance he went ahead and created a huge list of options. I have always thought that my thoughts and writings were enough in themselves. However, I found the options he came up with slightly amusing and wanted to share them with you anyway. Let me know what you think of Tony’s list of wine induced drivel.

1. 151 countries, one Eunie.
2. A Eunie works wonders.
3. Avez-vous une Eunie?
4. Better living through Eunie.
5. Bridge that gap with Eunie.
6. Ding-Dong! Eunie calling!
7. Do you, uh, Eunie?
8. Don't leave home without a Eunie.
9. Double the pleasure, double the Eunie.
10. Dude, you're getting a Eunie?
11. Eunie is good for you.
12. Eunie is our middle name.
13. Eunie makes everything better.
14. Eunie, take me away.
15. Eunie. It's everywhere you wanna be
16. Four out of five dentists recommend Eunie.
17. Go on, get your Eunie out.
18. Good honest Eunie since 1964.
19. Got Eunie?
20. Have a break. Have a Eunie.
21. Have you had your Eunie today?
22. I am only here for the Eunie!
23. I can't believe it's not Eunie.
24. If only everything in life was as reliable as a Eunie.
25. If you can't beat Eunie, join Eunie.
26. It's Eunie time.
27. It's good to talk Eunie.
28. Let the Eunie take the strain.
29. Make it a Eunie night.
30. My goodness, my Eunie!
31. Naughty, but Eunie.
32. New thinking. New Eunie.
33. Nothing works better than a Eunie.
34. Now with 50% more Eunie!
35. Oh Hungry? Oh Eunie!
36. Only a fool breaks the Eunie.
37. P-P-P-Pick up a Eunie.
38. Probably the best Eunie in the world.
39. Say it with Eunie.
40. Schhh... You know Eunie.
41. Step into the Eunie.
42. That'll be the Eunie.
43. The Eunie for all ages.
44. The future's bright. The future's Eunie.
45. The world's favorite Eunie.
46. Tonight, let it be Eunie.
47. We all adore a Eunie.
48. With a name like Eunie, it has to be good.
49. You can do it when you Eunie it.
50. You need a Eunie.